Before you know it, you'll be shedding your clothes for the most uninhibited romps of your life. Trying to pry him away from his obsession du jour can drive you mad. Like an adventurous knight, the Aries man is forever in pursuit of thrilling new conquests—especially ones that give him the independence (read: no boss) that he craves.
You may need to pick up his caveman club and whack him over the head to get his attention. While you'll want to support his starry-eyed dreams, you might also get stuck footing the bills or holding down the fort while he eagerly chases another potentially unrealistic idea. Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, so there's a "macho baby" in every Ram.
Even if his physical taste in women can veer toward the stripper pole, he needs someone who can hold court in an intelligent conversation.
Aries rules the brain, and this guy is quite a thinker.
When he starts analyzing, he spares no detail, exhausting you with his obsessing. His fickleness extends beyond the boudoir, too, as Gemini can be a jack of all trades and a master of none in his career life.
Unfortunately, giving him advice can be like casting pearls before swine, as your wisdom falls on his deaf ears. While he'll always be something of a dilettante, it can take him years before he settles into a stable professional track—if he ever does. Gemini is the sign of the Twins, meaning every trait he possesses also shows up in its opposite form.
You may need to cut him off when he goes on another tirade about how "the man" is keeping him down, or how nobody appreciates his rare brand of genius.
Kennedy, Eddie Cibrian, Morrissey, Donald Trump, Mike Myers, Clint Eastwood, Ice Cube, Chris Evans, Michael Cera His Virtues: Why You'll Love Him 1. Conversation is never dull with a Gemini, though it can certainly be long and winding!
You'll appreciate how this literate guy knows something about, well, just about everything. The zodiac's trivia hound, Gemini collects facts the way you might amass handbags.
Of course, like any traveling circus, the show must go on…and keep moving. Cerebral Gemini can overthink a situation like nobody's business, getting lost in his head. It's not that Gemini is untrustworthy per se, but guys of this sign thirst for new experiences. Until Gemini matures enough to satisfy this desire with hobbies, he can be fickle and even unfaithful.
You'll need to be more than a one-trick pony if you want to keep experiencing the greatest show on earth. One minute he's talking your ear off; the next, he's gone radio silent, disappearing into a book, video game or the newest Netflix series. Once his roving eye settles on you for good, you may forever need to put up with his stash of adult movies—along with his boyish desire for life to imitate that very "art" in the bedroom.
True, there are a couple of notorious bachelors in this sign's ranks (we're looking at you, George Clooney), but even those guys are serial monogamists. Taurus rules the zodiac's sensual second house of material pleasures.