870: We do want romance, but we don't want you to do these things because we intstruct you to.
925: We love it when you're in the mood, but we don't love it when you grind up against us while we brush our teeth.
We like your own words better than those of that old guy on the bridge in Monty Python's The Holy Grail. Not calling all the time gives us a chance to try new things to get your attention. 337: Don't assume that your favorite beer is our favorite beer, too. 419: We would also love to skip Sunday brunch with eighty-five family members in favor of sitting on the couch in our sweats watching reruns of The A-Team. And it's not going to be your mother's maiden name. 790: Even the slightest idea of fashion can be very attractive. 748: We don't actually wear matching bras and panties all the time. 673: Even we know this: The craziest girls are the ones who seem the most normal at first. 737: Surprise field trips are the best, even if it's "guy stuff." If we roll our eyes, it doesn't mean we don't love the effort. 699: We say we love scary movies so we can cuddle up to you. 595: Just because a model wore super-skinny jeans with pointy leather shoes and a plaid blazer doesn't mean that the ensemble is appropriate date attire for you. 880: If you call the movies "the cinema," we will only laugh.