There the they were—the stares, the winks, the head-to-toe evaluations—all that unnecessary sexual attention I had shaken off at the same time that my confidence had learned to exist independently.As we approached the Beekman, my walk down memory lane was overtaken by a feeling of sheer embarrassment.Coincidentally, this is the same ex who used to routinely complain about me looking like “a bum in a beanie.” Boy, was I about to show him!According to my research, it takes Kim two hours, 50 steps, and a glam squad to get ready—a modern-day version of the Royal Court.The internet is agog at this new pairing, and Twitter especially can't stop making comments about Tyga's proclivity for dating people in or around the Kardashian empire. Even if Osman and Kardashian look similar, it's not fair to accuse Osman of "trying to be" anything, or to call her a "bargain bin Kim." There's no bad blood here, it seems.They're just living their lives — and even took a selfie together when they met face to face.And yet, it is the only word that adequately sums up my personal relationship with the phenomenon that is Kim Kardashian West. Where Kim enjoys luxury vacation by private jet, I go for adventurous travel by plane-train-bus triathlons.
Tyga was spotted out and about in Los Angeles with model Kamilla Osman on Wednesday, reports, even treating her to a shopping spree.
Respectable-looking couples were pulling up to the hotel, the women dressed in beautiful summer dresses, with not a single bathing suit in sight.
Ignoring their blatant judgement, I disguised myself with oversize shades and made my lady-in-waiting–slash–personal paparazzo snap a few hundred photos of me.
All three were dressed in black, each one revealing an expanded stretch of stomach, cleavage, or leg, an Alexander Wang party snap come to life.
They all gave me appraising stares, as if to determine which club they had seen me at the night prior.
You can check out photos of the possible couple here, and see below for proof that Osman really is the most legit Kim K look-alike.